Ephemeral Chimeras

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Short-live fanciful illusions. My name is Sarah, and I'm 17. Whovian, Sherlock, Hannibal, reading, chihuahuas, and vegetarian. I'm obsessed with my dog and I'm dating a guy named Joey. little shits


So I told my mother I’ve been having sex for 3 years and that I haven’t been going to friends houses but rather staying out really late at shows with friends and I told joey that I lied to him about going to sleep and went to a show instead and I don’t know I’m tired of lying to people. 

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#giraffe 

lol who needs adderall when you have free refills on iced coffee and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RENAISSANCE ITALY AND FRANCE NEED TO CALM THEIR HOLY FUCKING TITS.

— 2 weeks ago
#me  #giraffe 
I’m listening to shitty indie music form the lat three Birp! playlists and filling out the form for my Canadian dual citizenship and working on application essays for UT and A&M even though I don’t want to go there and trying to figure out how the fuck to get certified copies and drinking shitty instant coffee and doing the summer reading and figuring out how I’m gonna break the news to my dad that I’m applying in Canada and planning out my finances because who the fuck knows how much money I actually have and staring down the pile of dirty clothes sitting on my chair and thinking about how senior year is gonna fucking kill me and wanting to party hardy one last time before I go back to school and just all around wanting to punch people in the face. Feel free to talk to me (please). 

I’m listening to shitty indie music form the lat three Birp! playlists and filling out the form for my Canadian dual citizenship and working on application essays for UT and A&M even though I don’t want to go there and trying to figure out how the fuck to get certified copies and drinking shitty instant coffee and doing the summer reading and figuring out how I’m gonna break the news to my dad that I’m applying in Canada and planning out my finances because who the fuck knows how much money I actually have and staring down the pile of dirty clothes sitting on my chair and thinking about how senior year is gonna fucking kill me and wanting to party hardy one last time before I go back to school and just all around wanting to punch people in the face. Feel free to talk to me (please). 

— 4 weeks ago with 1 note
#canadian dual citizen  #what the fuck  #really tho  #help me?????  #the fuck is canadian school???  #like scholarship??????  #how the fuck does that work??????????????  #HELP???????????????????????????????????????  #:(  #fuck me 

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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— 1 month ago with 195498 notes

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

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— 1 month ago with 101605 notes

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

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— 1 month ago with 80680 notes

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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— 1 month ago with 357293 notes

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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— 1 month ago with 326401 notes
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Answer:

Awwwww thank you c: Message me off anon!

— 1 month ago
#Anonymous 

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

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— 1 month ago with 107643 notes

voteforvoldemort:

assbuttyourargumentisinvalid:

ohtentoo:

If you’re worried about Moffat fucking up the Twelfth Doctor, just remember:

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he has already argued with Moffat over the scripts, which shows promise

I’d pay good money to see a video of Peter Capaldi yell at Moffat after receiving a sexist badly written script

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— 1 month ago with 72903 notes