Ephemeral Chimeras

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Short-live fanciful illusions. My name is Sarah, and I'm 17. Whovian, Sherlock, Hannibal, reading, chihuahuas, and vegetarian. I'm obsessed with my dog and I'm dating a guy named Joey. little shits


idle-handss:

TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE SUCH A GOOD DAY AND LIFE IS GOING TO TURN OUT GREAT OK DON’T WORRY

(via peanutbutterandjulia)

— 1 week ago with 1599 notes
prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

(Source: fabuleusetoujours, via circeking)

— 1 week ago with 218186 notes

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via circeking)

— 1 week ago with 437025 notes
okay-fuckity-bye:

Can I wear this as a dress to Seth’s show tomorrow plz.

Once upon a time I was 2 edgy

okay-fuckity-bye:

Can I wear this as a dress to Seth’s show tomorrow plz.

Once upon a time I was 2 edgy

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#me  #giraffe 
Honesty Hour

Ask me whatever the fuck you want plz.

— 1 week ago

tamorapierce:

socialnetworkhell:

"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

This is a very good point.

(via andrysb24)

— 1 week ago with 245470 notes

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

(via izzyxvx)

— 1 week ago with 138449 notes
thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

(via rockstar-on-a-budget)

— 1 week ago with 163409 notes
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via tweedlewinkle)

— 1 week ago with 80277 notes

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via sukacatdik)

— 1 week ago with 336968 notes